That’s right, my blog has moved to its own domain, UMLoser.com

The change may seem subtle URL wise, but it means I can do all kindsa fun stuff now. Like add advertisement! Or, more importantly, GOOGLE WAVE! Unfortunatley, only those WITH wave can SEE wave but… Oh well!

So go there. Now. Do it.

For those of who have less devious minds than I, this could be used for some pretty funny “post-mortem pranks”.

This would obviously work best if the cadaver in question got that way “an hero’d” (suicided), but if could work with anyone who knows of their oncoming doom. Imagine it, setting posts to go up weeks or months after your death!  It could even be used as a creative way of leaving a suicide note.

I think if I ever find out I’m dying I will plan months and months worth of posts, the last one explaining I’ve been dead for months. I want to know if people would keep reading it just because there’s an update of content… Though I suppose I’d never know. But yeah.

Infact, I’m writing this at 10:37 Am right now. I wthink I’ll delay it till 7:19 tonight.

Good Morning, and good night.

WHAT?!

So there’s a bomb threat… and we’re still going to the campus where they threatened to bomb. Iunno, maybe its me, but it seems like common sense that they should have closed all of north campus. I mean if there is a possibility of one bomb being there, it is also possible there could be more.

Then again, I guess one thing I never got was the point of calling in bomb threats… I guess if you want to cancel a class, or close  down a building or something it works but… If you want to blow bitches up don’t tell anyone!

And if Cumnock had classes it would make sense, but to my knowledge there are no classes in Cumnock… Correct me if I’m wrong.

All this leads me to wonder, what the fuck was the guys motive? Is it because they hoped that it would close ALL of north campus, as logic tells us it should have? Or was it perhaps, as UMLazer put it, because they just really hate the movie When In Rome, which was supposed to be screened there tonight.

Your guesses are as good as mine. Any other ideas should be left in the comment box. I wanna know what you think!

Peace

I’ve been Googling around (Kinda ironic… but meh) and I’ve seen many people OFFERING invites, though it seems I’m always getting there a minute too late. Many of them are twitter finds, but the most recent one I’ve come across is a blog, and I figured that regardless of whether or not he tosses me an invite I should give him a plug on my blog.

www.layguy.com is the blog. Seems pretty interesting. The guy definitely has a LOT to say which makes me feel like my blog is very inferior He seems to cover the typical blog topics, books, movies, personal rants about the world. However he also adds religious content to his blog. If you’re religious it can be an interesting read, but if you’re not into that kind of stuff you may consider skipping it. Or not. I find that reading things outside of our interests can help us learn more, but meh. That’s just me.

Anyway, its a cool site, check it out. And if I get a Wave I’ll be sure to let you guys know. But I’m gonna be late for computing now… so ADIOS!

What I got was that I should post about Barack Obama’s two black cats who play video games while eating fishsticks. Also they have internal beards. Iunno. Oh, also, there was a gif about some guy who stole a car and pretended he was Jeffrey Dahmer. Iunno.

ANYWAY I hope that is controversial enough to get me some content views!

I’ma go play Mario kart with some idiot from Jersey now.

Me: Of course.  Hypothetically speaking, that is.

That is more or less an actual conversation I had yesterday with a tall man. www.umlazer.wordpress.com. It was about a girl whose name I am not at willing to reveal. Anyway, onto the other incidental I have to mention

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That is one of the BEST ad campaigns I’ve ever heard. I heard it on the radio today and decided that I needed to help spread the word. She puts that shit on everything, yanno.

I think my favorite part about it is that from what I hear, the sauce sucks. But the ad campaign kicks MAJOR ass.

So… I modified my Wii. Did I mention that yet? My Wii’s Disc Drive went to all hell and stopped working, so now I play backups from a hard drive. I think I mentioned that, but figured I’d throw it in to make sure this next segment makes sense.

I found a game today on one of my frequented sites that has yet to be released in most places. It was released in Australia today (Since they’re like 13 hours ahead of us, the 11th is actually the 12th there now. Hell, by the time I post this it will be the 12th HERE now…) and it was leaked before that. So now I have it and friends… it is awesome. No, I won’t tell you what the game is! But you can figure it out. You’re a smart audience, and chances are if you’re reading this… You already know what game I’m talking about.

So yeah.

OH! Won my debate, also. Here’s a quick recap of the results

A         N         U

Before      5          0         7

IRL           4          2         6

After       1          11       0

Let me explain. First, I was on the Negative (N) team. There were three choices. affirmative (A) Negative (N) and Undecided (Puss- Oh, no I chose U for that). We were debating over if we should legalize pot!

Before is everyone’s opinion before the debate. IRL is everyones’ opinion considering information they already have, AND information they got from the debate. After just considers the debate itself. As you can see, we wiped the FLOOR with them.

Good times, Good times.

Anyway, I’m tired.

Peace
Dart

Its 7:44 and I still have to shower so I’m late, as always, and this time I’m blaming cracked. Damn you and your witty hilarious commentary, DAMN YOU!

Now that that’s aside I can tell you about the two things I wanted to!

First, what is with all the facebook statuses people post trying to make themselves sound all wise and philsophical? It’s a freaking social networking program, its not like you’re trying to solve the mysteries of life. If anything you’re just trying to get some poon. Knock it off.

Second, and more importantly, I’ve got an RA interview today… Yeah. Still don’t know WHERE mind you, but I know I have one, which is always a plus. When I get back I’ll be sure to tell you about how horrible it went!

Anyway, I’m off.

Peace,

Dart

I am actually in one of the three smaller “conference rooms” because I’m supposed to be meeting up about the weed debate BUT… I forgot my phone, so I’m unsure if anyones coming

So instead I’m writing code on the white board, because- They’re here

Ok. I started that draft around 1:40PM. Its now 5PM, and we have a lot more than I thought we’d get. I’m typing it all up now, and will post the blow by blow of what we have afterwards.

Peace,
Dart